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Take my advice, stay out of the ER. Next time you think I am having a heart attack DO NOT take me to the Emergency Room! As it turns out my ♥ is fine. I need to follow up with my doctor and get a cardio referral to figure out what the chest pain was but every cardiac test came back normal. (I hear snickering.... yes... I am *normal*... get over it!) Something tragic has happened. I am sick. I have a cold. Yes, a cold. I know... I NEVER get sick but apparently spending the night in a big building full of germs as people wake me up every 30 minutes is one way to make the unsickable sick! They got me. I suspect that I was implanted with something icky because I refused to receive the seasonal flu shot and the H1N1 shot. I am never sick so I didn't want them messing with my immune system. Do you think they took offense to that and exposed me to some horrible experimental germs that causes snot?
Take my advice, stay out of the ER. Next time you think I am having a heart attack DO NOT take me to the Emergency Room! As it turns out my ♥ is fine. I need to follow up with my doctor and get a cardio referral to figure out what the chest pain was but every cardiac test came back normal. (I hear snickering.... yes... I am *normal*... get over it!) Something tragic has happened. I am sick. I have a cold. Yes, a cold. I know... I NEVER get sick but apparently spending the night in a big building full of germs as people wake me up every 30 minutes is one way to make the unsickable sick! They got me. I suspect that I was implanted with something icky because I refused to receive the seasonal flu shot and the H1N1 shot. I am never sick so I didn't want them messing with my immune system. Do you think they took offense to that and exposed me to some horrible experimental germs that causes snot?
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I went awhile back and they told me it was stress? As if! I mean what has changed?! My regular doc thinks it was some sort of MS or Lupus episode. I suppose I should get my testing done. On another note ER get me sick and I prefer to die at home healthy.
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